THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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"The Democrats' attempt to paint this as a one-sided issue has come back to bite them. They have a lot of ethics problems in their own closet," said Ron Bonjean, spokesman for House Speaker J. Dennis Hastert, Illinois Republican.
These first two grafs of this story show that bias is not just a liberal thing. Why should it be? The greatest biasers of the first half of the last century were reactionary Republicans -- Bill Hearst, Hank Luce. That the biz is now knee-jerk left is a tribute to the growth of the, er, professional class in the luxury news suites. This sort of typing reminds us of the bad all days -- and that they haven't left us.
Do a little rewriting, and quote a spokespoop for MSSSSSSSSSS. PELOSI instead of THE SPEAKER, and you know the contempt BOTH sides have for their readers.