Eugene David
...The One-Minute Pundit

Monday, May 29, 2006


If I were a billionaire with a penchant for mischief I'd go into King Denny's district sometime around September and plaster all sorts of ads and billboards reminding the voters what a nice guy he is. "Le Congress c'est MOI!" Better still, I'd begin a concerted effort to encourage write-in candidates, possibly including real people. While many would still vote for the King out of habit or mere stupidity, I'd like to think an embarrassment possible -- assuming King Denny could be embarrassed, which is doubtful.

In the middle of their self-righteous crying-into-their-non-alcoholic-beer sessions blaming their inferiors the CONSTITUENTS for all their woes micro-tyrants like King Denny must be screaming, "THEY JUST DON'T GET IT!" We get it. You're excusing yourselves on a legalism. And if the Constitution is such a perfect vessel why have you Congresspoops filled it over the decades with pieces of -- LEGISLATION?

P. S. I see he does have an "opponent", but really, a write-in candidacy would be better. Still King Denny neglects what happened to OUR state legislaTERRS at his own peril. And he should recall too how one his illustrious predecessors, the now forgotten Tom Foley, got knocked off.

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