THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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And for all the alleged good news we're still down slightly from last year. (And because Luke Spielberg opened His live-action Road Runner flick on a Thursday we're down considerably for the week.)
And here's something to make pious KLo-style SOUTH PARK CON-SER-VA-TIVES gloat endlessly -- it did less biz its first weekend than WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!! THE JESUS SLASHER MOVIE -- at ALMOST 700 MORE THEATERS!!!!!
Praise -- uh, God?
P. S. PAUL DRECK's boys spin that it did $80 HEXAZILLION GIGAMILLIONS WORLDWIDE!!!!! If every person who saw HERR DOKTOR BROWN'S MASTERWORK paid $8 by the "official" count MAYBE one half of one percent of the world's population saw it, which goes to show there will never be any accounting for taste.