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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Sunday, May 21, 2006

Posted 8:01 PM by Gene

Technorati is getting to be almost as ossified as G000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000GLEBLOGGER. No matter how many times I post, no matter how many times I ping, I can't get these clowns to update me. I've no doubt the TWXSTERS who run that pile of technology have pings on a hierarchy where the MSB blogs get instantly recognized and atoms like me never do. What makes this even more irritating is that these clowns are always boasting of the zillions of posts they allegedly monitor. How do they know when people like me go four days or more without their posts getting through?

I have complained to Technorati's form e-mail address, to no more effect than when I complained to G000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000GLEBLOGGER.

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