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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Sunday, June 18, 2006

Posted 12:48 PM by Gene

I said it three weeks ago, I'll say it again: I don't care what PAUL DRECK and the PRESS AGENTS say -- every movie that was supposed to do a BILLION in biz has been a disappointment. The summer B. O. was supposed to be up 12 TO 15 PERCENT!!!!!!!!!! Likely it's half that. And admissions are virtually unchanged from last year, and still below 2004. This weekend numbers 2 and 3 went DOWN Friday-to-Saturday -- just like the X...just like DVC!!!!!!!!!!. No, I DON'T care what PAUL DRECK and the PRESS AGENTS say. People are getting wise to this business, and in their own peculiar manner they're STAYING AWAY.

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