THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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So much for the end of the slump.
This appeared in a RUPERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
P. S. It's starting -- $41.8 million on Saturday, down roughly 24 percent from Friday (according to ShowBizData.com) -- and the DRECKMAN (oblivious to what he told DA POST!!!!!) has already said SUPERDUPERMEGASMASH!
P. P. S. Prediction: The Supe does NOT get to $200 million, so we only have three SUPERDUPERMEGASMASHES for the year, whatever that means.
P. P. P. S. ESPNCORP may be lying; the difference between the numbers in ShowBizData and BoxOfficeMojo is enough so the hacks can scream, "FASTEST TO $100 MILLION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", whatever THAT means.