THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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Dan Gross | Stars landing at Borgata
LOCK UP your daughters.
Hollywood horndog Wilmer Valderrama is among celebs expected at the Borgata Saturday night when the Atlantic City hotel celebrates the opening of its nightclub mur.mur.
The Latin Lothario, his former "That 70's Show" co-star Danny Masterson, "American Pie" hottie Shannon Elizabeth, "Sopranos" daughter Jamie Lynn Sigler and MTV's Vanessa Minnillo are all scheduled to attend the festivities.
Masterson will DJ and Elizabeth will attend another mur.mur party Friday. Saturday night's music will be provided by DJ-AM, the on-again, off-again boyfriend of Nicole "Toothpick" Richie.
The parties start at 10 p.m. Cover is $20 for women and $30 for men.
I heard of Red Buttons. Who's heard of these? (Except for RUPERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'S GIRLFRIEND's ex-friend.) If these are stars I want to know who's on the B-list.