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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Friday, August 11, 2006

Posted 2:23 PM by Gene

Vaughn Ververs has established himself as SUMNER's Byron Calame. FREEPERS and SAM LITTLES aside, the problem isn't that somebody wants to interview the Tantrum Thrower of Iran. Somebody should. The problem is MIKE WALLACE did it, and that he used the fellow zillionaire Ed Bradley's prostration before THE GOLFING MACHINE as his model. SUMNER's propaganda department has learned NOTHING from L'AFFAIRE BLATHER.

P. S. We entered "mike wallace chris senile" into Google and got at least two left-wing blogging effusions over Mike, QED. Has there ever been a time when BOTH sides exhibited more knee-jerk lock-step KLUMPH! KLUMPH! thinking?

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