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...The One-Minute Pundit

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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Monday, August 07, 2006

Posted 6:35 AM by Gene

The world's friendliest oil company, BP, is shutting down Prudhoe Bay for extended maintenance, and the wolves are out:

A 400,000-barrel per day reduction in output would have a major impact on oil prices, said Tetsu Emori, chief commodities strategist at Mitsui Bussan Futures in Tokyo.

""OIL PRICES COULD INCREASE BY AS MUCH AS $10 PER BARREL GIVEN THE CURRENT ENVIRONMENT!!!!!!!!!!" Emori said. [Overemphasis added.]

Such folks are as unhappy as GREG when he discovers a WAR CRIME. On the other hand:

Victor Shum, an energy analyst with Purvin & Gertz in Singapore, said he expected the impact to be minimal.

"The U.S. market is actually well-supplied; crude inventories are very high," he said.

Honest...we expect financial sales -- ANALYSTS to be honest?

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