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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Posted 6:45 AM by Gene

The blithering dimwit(s) whom the equally blithering Mencken impersonator EMMETT insists can use Democrat as an ADJECTIVE will say to his (her, their, its) dying day, THE DEMOCRAT PARTY DID IT!!!!!!!!!! And no doubt the disclosure of Horny Mark and his escapades was a DemocratIC Party-media police state co-production. That said, perhaps the CO-CONSPIRATORS would have drawn a blank if Horny Mark hadn't had a LIKING for BOYS. We must admit, too, that the Republicans are experts at cute little tricks, most notably shakedowns (ask the heroic RED-STATE SCORPION, or the DUKE) and THIRD-RATE BURGLARIES.

We will further admit it is odd that a party that triumphantly endorses gay marriage should try to win an election with what it would call "homophobia." But politics has never been about scruples, as any number of Republicans can also attest.

By the way, EM, what purpose do you serve in making ol' Democrat as an ADJECTIVE anonymous? Don't you have the guts to put your money where your atrocious grammar is?

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