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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Sunday, October 29, 2006

Posted 8:28 AM by Gene

I've been using Bugmeister's NEW! IMPROVED!! IE7 for over a week now, and can say it is at least slightly better than 6. Viewing tabbed windows and the zoom and print functions are neat-o. There are a few glitches, though, most having to do with my FAVORITE blogging service: when you want to use the link button Bill pops up in blue asking permission (one of those ActiveX thingies), and when you're on the Edit Posts page you can't click on the body of each entry to see the contents. I guess Larry and Sergey were too busy carting more senescent machines into their server barns to notice. I'd bet it will be weeks before they're fixed, if ever.

I'm still very much thinking of moving my blog, but lately I've gotten ten hits a day instead of eight, and I don't like the notion of starting from scratch.

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