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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Sunday, October 22, 2006

Posted 12:29 PM by Gene

LALA runs a PRESS RELEASE for the ERIC SEVAREID OF COMEDY. LALA runs ANOTHER PRESS RELEASE celebrating LUKE AND LAURA'S 25TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY. Meantime, something important might be happening in Los Angeles, something the locals might want to know about, but that won't get reported in their universe-leading paper because it's so busy running JUNK.

And this is why the recent NEAR-REVOLT was so noxious: because the rebel asses see nothing wrong with running JUNK so long as they can run the CW propaganda that aligns them with the FORCES of RIGHT.

There can't be too many layoffs at the LALA TIMES.

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