THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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Now that THE GREATEST 007 FILM EVER is out the ASSociated Press must remind us about how Woodster the Perv became THE expert on all things sexual.
Couldn't someone at the AssPress have taken the time to identify the "unidentified actress"?
P. S. Regardless of what the ad-blurbists might say our Casino Royale will be Burt Bacharach's; he wrote a spritely and humorous score (a tad repetitive, perhaps) that summed up the character and the age well -- it was far better than the movie, a long-winded bore. We wonder if Burt's shadow will hover over this new masterpiece, which sounds to our ears like an EXTREMELY SERIOUS and HUMORLESS WUHK, whatever the leading man's physique.