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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Saturday, November 18, 2006

Posted 9:28 AM by Gene

Well! THE GREATEST 007 MOVIE EVER seems to be packing the movie S&M phreaks in to see all those product placements, but we strongly suspect the ALL-TALKING, ALL-SINGING, ALL-DANCING CGI will have the word disappointment tacked on to it; PIXAR this ain't. Meantime THE GREATEST COMEDY EVER should vamoose the popcorn restaurants in a couple of weeks. You have to wonder if in the long haul SLIME's mammoth publicity backfired. You have to wonder also if there's a backlash at SLIME. Probably not, but we can hope.

It appears too the TWXSTERS' CGI is taking audience away from DreamWorks's writedown. Could it be, SAMMY GLICKMAN, there are too many CGIs?

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