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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Sunday, November 19, 2006

Posted 9:21 AM by Gene

THE WORLD'S LEADING NEWS -- JonBoy is playing an elaborate trick this week! In the domestic edition -- AUTISM. (ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.) In the Europe and Latin America (?) editions only: an article on Muslim women and their veils. (I guess JonBoy didn't want to hear it from SUPERHOOPER.) In the Asian edition, an article on NGOs. (ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.) THE WORLD'S LEADING NEWS -- JonBoy is charging hard this week! Hey Jon? When do YOU cut YOUR rate base?

Elsewhere four writers come dangerously close to mocking those who are angry at SLIME's boy (although people like MORT ZUCK with their manufactured outrage brought part of it on themselves). We repeat, Jonny -- when do YOU cut YOUR rate base?

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