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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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Tuesday, December 26, 2006
Posted
9:41 AM
by Gene
Citigroup Inc., the world's biggest bank, is losing investment-banking business in Japan after the top two executives at partner Nikko Cordial Corp. resigned over charges of falsified earnings statements. Eh, don't worry about it -- you can still prop your feet up so you won't have to see the SELIGBALL in your luxury boxes at CITISTADIUM, or whatever you're calling it. And so long as you can prop your feet in front of your face, you can say it's WORKING.
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