Posted 9:42 AM by Gene

Let me guess, JonBoy: Mary and Joseph were free lovers, and they shacked up all over the place, and Jesus was the son of god [SIC] knows whom, and EEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL con-SER-va-tives hijacked their values of tolerance and...oh, never mind. You did this two years ago.

Meantime we certainly affirm Jesus is for squares; he [SIC] doesn't appear on your international editions! It's something about three photogenic women we decided to put on the covers! Sort of like "Women We Love"! You news hacks are SO original!

"Carol Meyers, editor of 'Women in Scripture' and a professor of religion at Duke", "Brown University professor Michael Satlow", "Rodney Stark, of Baylor University", "Amy-Jill Levine, author of 'The Misunderstood Jew' and a professor at Vanderbilt", "Elaine Pagels of Princeton University" -- see, this is how we must now read YOUR newsrag, JonBoy: we don't read the article, we copy and paste the sources and Google them! Hell you don't know what GOOGLE is, JonBoy; all you know is you're BETTER than your readers -- and that's how it always will be!

You STILL think YOU'RE number one among newsrags? Don't forget, JonBoy, you're like the networks -- you're engaged in a battle to avoid LAST. (Happily Useless News has that all sewn up.)