THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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This is the guy who said EINSTEIN would be canceled. Keep in mind, though, Little Jeffy has seen his stock go nowhere since he took over from THE LEGEND. Keep further in mind, a big company in big media in a big way has big PR problems. I still say if GE BANCORP AND REALTY were out of entertainment many outside business would regard it better -- not that that's saying much.
You wonder -- would Little Jeffy entertain offers of breaking up the Kingdom of Fairfield? As we asked before, what is GE BANCORP AND REALTY'S point anyway, other than bigness?
P. S. Hmmm -- DA POST!!!!!!!!!! is pitching this too. Is SLIME preparing a BID?