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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Saturday, March 03, 2007

Posted 12:30 PM by Gene

In the righteous expansive heaven that is The Lord God Pinch's, there is no sin greater than -- AN ANTI-GAY REMARK. Of course the problem with this ANTI-GAY REMARK wasn't that it was an ANTI-GAY REMARK, but that it was slander. And because the Lord God Pinch's Heaven has become its own indestructible caricature, it becomes more difficult to see Tarzana for what she is: an IDIOT. We do suspect when her act starts getting old she'll merely switch sides and say idiotic things of the right, which would make her the complete idiot, close enough though she is now. (She may be in the process already.) But when a prominent newspaper cannot be trusted for criticizing someone thoroughly worthy of it, the republic suffers.

Thankfully NRO's leading ad-blurbist MS. TRAVERS is on the case:

The Edwards remark was obviously ridiculous [SIC] and shouldn't have been said. It's unnecessary, damaging stuff. BUT.... (The-ends-justifies-the-means overemphasis added)

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