THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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Screen beauty Scarlett Johansson is in the running to play Nellie Forbush in a sexy revival of "South Pacific" at Lincoln Center, The Post has learned....
...[S]he is well-suited to the role of Forbush, a nurse from Little Rock. Like that character, who falls in love with the older de Becque, Johansson, 22, has said she's attracted to older men.
Is there a connection?
P. S. For his latest masterwork Perv's getting Spanish government help. If this doesn't indicate Spain's a third-rate country I don't know what does.
P. P. S. Since Mike doesn't say whether Sexy can sing (thankfully a tiny consideration for a role with five or six songs) we assume she can't.