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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Thursday, March 15, 2007

Posted 3:29 PM by Gene

Now that TNR (behind its wall; think we can do away with that gag?) is painting Mistuh Bach-B-Minor-Mass as a liberal hero for being courageous about Iraq, do you think The Corner will yap about it with the abandon of Jo-NAH regaling us with his giddy talk of bad sci-fi movies, or Ms. Travers collapsing in hysterics over the hilarity of South Park?

I can't wait for the sun to rise from the west -- or Wil-liam EFFFFF. to speak in monosyllables.

Hey, I've got an idea! Maybe History's Greatest Comic Novelist can write a satire about it! He can call it Grown. Pffffffffffffffffffffft!

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