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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Posted
11:42 AM
by Gene
Well lookie here: Guess who may face criminal charges for doctoring his company's books? Our favorite budgetary truth-teller, David Stockman!Stockman and Heartland Industrial Partners, the Greenwich, Conn., private-investment fund he co-founded to invest in the auto industry in 1999, lost hundreds of millions of dollars when Collins & Aikman plummeted into bankruptcy protection.I guess that's one means of bringing your government expertise to bear. (Via Freep.com)
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