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...The One-Minute Pundit

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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Friday, June 08, 2007

Posted 5:43 PM by Gene

"Are we men or are we mice?" said Sen. Trent Lott, R-Miss., his party's No. 2 leader. "If we can't do this, we ought to vote to dissolve the Congress and go home until the next election."

1. Highly unlikely, Trent, on two counts: 1. The man behind the Railroad to Nowhere will not give up his lucrative perks, nor will his buddies in malfeasance; and 2. If we know Congress if would probably cost even MORE to send yourselves home.

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