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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Saturday, June 23, 2007

Posted 11:10 AM by Gene

As those three of you who regularly follow my blog may know, what's bad news for the B. O. is good news for me. And we seem to have very good news across the board this weekend: GOODTHINGS ENTERTAINMENT's attempt to condescend to Christians is doing less well than expected. So is some horror movie from "MGM" (UA! UA!!!!!) -- and especially so is that PC Daniel Pearl movie. (When the hacks in their usual ein-volk-ein-Reich-ein-reviewer mode all called it a MASSSSSSSSSSSTERPIECE you just KNEW.) And SLIME's legions must be ecstatic their latest sci-fi ride is down 72% weekend-to-weekend. Hey, it's a hit, isn't it? In short, the road to A RECORD B. O. SUMMER FOR 2007!!!!!! has hit a three-foot-high speed bump.

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