Posted 8:41 AM by Gene

Jo-NAH thinks he can counter write-by-numbers hero worship with write-by-numbers con-SER-va-tive colyumning. Just as a TWXSTER (and how many Grunwalds are there there?) must adore men who will STOP global warming and fight trans fats, and whom we further love because they're Republicans just like us, so Jo-NAH must thrust and parry with, "The false advertising here is the never-ending story of elite journalism’s bias toward 'heroes' who expand government (which is why FDR remains the greatest hero in American history to so many Washington scribes)." We answer one non-thought with another. But then we first heard of Jo-NAH when a man who's probably entered a Mickey D's three times in his life wrote a gushing column about it, and he's had plenty of time since to practice his nonthink.

A PLAGUE O' BOTH YOUR HOUSES!