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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Monday, June 25, 2007

Posted 5:54 PM by Gene

What is the difference between FOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NEWS and PNN? They're both third-rate news outfits. They both created huge gobs of air time to fill so they could fill it in the worst way, with the video version of navel staring. They both have the most risible personalities -- Larry the Softball, the No-Spin Spin Spin Spin Spin Spin Spin Spin Zone. They've both given the word pundit a bad name. They're both obsessed with celebrities to the point it's damaged their reputations -- such as they ever had. They've both been run by respective partisan charlatans -- Rick Kaplan, Roger Ailes. They both were founded and owned by zillionaire bullies -- MOUTH, SLIME. So what's the difference?

There is no difference, except that FOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NEWS is biased in an unacceptable way, and PNN is biased in an acceptable way. Really Scott, we don't want to hear these pinhead debates about the pinhead cable news networks.

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