THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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[WALTER WINCHELL!!!!!!!!!!] has been topping with a link to a [former underling's] item concerning a poll by a New Hampshire organization called "the American Research Goup." [SIC!!!!!] If the name seems familiar ["the American Research Goup"?], it's because the same group released a very similar poll result in March 2006. In both, the numbers are about the same. That March 2006 poll was ignored, except by the loopy left. This one hooked both [WALTER WINCHELL!!!!!!!!!!] and [the former underling].
I refuse to give their names because they both got where they are selling half-truths at full pitch. But with WALTER!!!!!!!!!! especially you get what you pay for.
P. S. Without going onto WALTER WINCHELL!!!!!!!!!!'s site, as we never will again, we presume it's this one.