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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Friday, July 06, 2007

Posted 8:32 AM by Gene

BLOGGERS GOT A BRAND NEW THING: Over in SAM LITTLE territory they're screaming because a FRONTPAGE MAGAZINE site called JihadWatch is being BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now we've learned when SAM opens his mouth -- and especially when he gets into a chorus with THE BLOGGERS OF THE MILLENNIUM -- we hold our ears for the bansheeing self-regard; and yet, trying with however great difficulty to keep their hyperbole out, if "the City of Chicago, Bank of America, Fidelity Investments, GE IT, JPMorgan Chase, Defense Finance and Accounting Services" and, it is presumed, the Feds are censoring this site, they collectively have the guts of Chicken Little on his most Prozac-deserving day.

(Via the usual Corner)

P. S. at 5:13 p.m. Someone told MS. TRAVERS it might be indiscriminate Dilbert PornBlockers at work, as we half-suspected -- all the better to get SAM LITTLE to scream.

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