THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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Does the idiot Jo-NAH realize what he's saying? Does he not know what that old adage MEANS? Of course not or he wouldn't be a celebrity pundit. He's admitted both sides can go to hell. Natch this isn't what he means. He means only someone like WHINY REID can go to hell. But after hearing PILLHEAD, and after hearing WHINY REID, we're pretty well decided where they can go -- and Jo-NAH can join them.
Oh and thanks TownHall.com for formatting this as ONE GRAF -- which aptly signifies what cracked black pottery this is.
P. S. at 1:30 p.m. TownHall has since fixed the hed and the formatting, goshdarnit.