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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Posted 5:08 PM by Gene

Perhaps our government should not have jailed Bilal Hussein for nineteen months. We would agree our brass asses have not burnished their reps by being none too forthcoming about why they've held him for so long or what charges he would face. But we would not put it past CURLEY [Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!] to think Himself superior to our government, or that the FRRRRREE-DOM of the PRRRRRRRRESSSSS should always trump our national security; nor would we put it past the hacks to support Bilal just because he was in with the in crowd, as being an insurgent is every bit as good as being HIP.

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