Posted
10:47 AM
by Gene
Elsewhere in The Biz That Gives Us the Biz -- and we must do something about our
Variety fixation -- two Brian Lowrys and a Pamela (that's how it's bylined) do
a mighty thinker pose wondering why there's such a mammoth split at the Os-CARsĀ® between the WIDE-EYED ARM-WAVING ENTHUSIASTS' faves and the hits. Of course in stories like this the answer must be something as inoffensive and as diminutive of culpability as possible, so two Brian Lowrys and a Pamela say -- it's the water. It's something about the way the water's treated in LALA. That or it's the marketing. Yes! Marketing! Or maybe it's the -- well actually they don't say what it is, which should serve them well with
Roger Bart's uncle.