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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Saturday, January 05, 2008

Posted 5:24 PM by Gene

Now that JFK has won the election, anyone for his cabinet? Can't be Hill's or Slickster's gang; but we'd suspect he'd choose a lot of people who are unknown right now, but whose bonafides tend toward the squooshy end of the left-wing political spectrum. One thing's clear: if JFK goes hard left, he has a short honeymoon -- regardless of how few Republican Congresspoops he faces.

And who'll be his veep? It has to be someone warm and fuzzy from the South, but not too warm and fuzzy. Anyone for Lenny's favorite Mr. Webb?

Or how about Oprah?

Well we already have an answer on his cabinet, from the Republican side: Dick Lugar, Hole-in-the-Bagel -- and AHNULT. When the going gets tough, these guys will GET GOING.

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