Posted 8:19 AM by Gene

That practically every American news hack is in deep mourning over what happened to the Golden Globs is testimony to their incompetence. News hacks are central to the universe, and show-biz is central to theirs. Media are always right, and any action that damages media damages news hacks. The Globs were an innocent victim of a Civil War of entertainment that has claimed countless casualties (not least the junk TV the ad-blurbists increasingly rave over), and where Lincoln sought guidance through God, the hacks seek guidance through their gods; fondly do they hope, fervently do they pray, that this mighty scourge of war may speedily pass away, beseeching the SUMNERS and SLIMES and other of their noble heroes to finally come to their senses and give the @#$%&* writers (and we mean that literally, given their output) the $150 MILLION, and thus bequeath GENIUS to MANKIND again.

"Let us have PEACE!" said NIKKI FIN -- Gen. Grant. Well, except for the idiot advertisers who will waste our money until the last star has burnt to a cinder, we have peace on television. May it reign for months and months to come.