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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Friday, February 08, 2008

Posted 8:02 PM by Gene

CHARLES JOHNSON IS EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or so we imagine he could be: it seems the rogue trader at Société Générale may have had help from a second trader, whose name is sufficiently A--B-sounding to get CHARLES JOHNSONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! excited. We will hold judgment until we hear more particulars, which may be some time coming -- but that won't stop CHARLES JOHNSONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

People who know Mr Bakir described him as courteous and friendly. “He was just a normal guy and very pleasant,” one said.

YOU MUST GET ON THE CASE, SAM LITTLE!!!! THIS GUY IS OBVIOUSLY A TERRORIST!!!!!!!!!!!

How many times will the dimwit SAM post when he does find out?

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