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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Sunday, March 09, 2008

Posted 10:41 AM by Gene

Boobs McKeating must have rolled his eyes when he saw what BRENT wanted him to do today. Boobs surely realizes he needs the footstompers but he also knows if he falls too much in their thrall he becomes every bit the captive of wing-nuts as any Walter Mondale -- and the Democrats for now have hidden those mad relatives in the closet. And by screaming that he wants big tax breaks for the megarich BRENT wants to hold a Republican candidate hostage. But such breaks may not do what they're alleged to anymore. And the ordinary voting peons may not want them either.

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