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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Saturday, March 08, 2008

Posted 12:32 PM by Gene

Here's one reason why I despise EDDIE!!!!!: he's one of our leading makers of silk purses. And you know where silk purses can come from. He thinks doctors can replace welders. Let's see EDDIE!!!!! and the others who believe in the "knowledge-based economies" turn out as many doctors as China can turn out people to make lead-painted toys. That EDDIE!!!!! is so big on gamb -- GAMING shows he's hedging his bet; even he may sense in the back of his empty head that not that many people are smart enough to be doctors. Happily some people may be smart enough to be gamb -- GAMING-addiction counselors.

Obviously these two Paper of Re-CORD reporters haven't been to our state before.

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