THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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Then again, we know HONORARY, and the only thing better than running with SEN. HOLE-IN-THE-BAGEL would be to get your name on the Paper of Re-CORD's FRONT PAGE for three months.
P. S. at 10:20 a.m. HONORARY's putting out lots of feelers -- how about some profs at JOHNS HOPKINS?
The letter mentions the mayor’s personal wealth, but says that’s not what makes him an attractive candidate.
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