THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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What has caused this great commotion-motion-motion,
Our country through?
It is the ball a-rolling on-on,
For Barack the Messiah -- He is God!
For Barack the Messiah -- He is God!
And with Him we'll beat little Hill, Hill,
Hill is a used-up pill.
And with Him we'll beat little Hill.
Like the rushing of mighty waters, waters, waters,
On it will go,
And in its course will clear the way
For Barack the Messiah -- He is God!
For Barack the Messiah -- He is God!
And with Him we'll beat little Hill, Hill,
Hill can go back to Bill.
And with Him we'll beat little Hill.
But shouldn't "we" be capitalized too?