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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Saturday, May 10, 2008

Posted 9:03 AM by Gene

We can imagine the unprecedented, historical, hysterical tantrum that led the founder of Emily's List to come out for her woman. Who else will guarantee unlimited abortions? (The Messiah, that's who.) Nonetheless we accede to her viewpoint, though we would substitute "scheming" for "brilliant." Indeed if Hillary were less scheming, if she didn't have that IBM mainframe for a brain (which is no sign of brilliance as it frequently conks out), if she ever showed any emotion that weren't manufactured, if she were a human being instead of a politician, her fighting on would be the greatest political story since Dewey defeated Truman. Nonetheless we too hope Hill continues, if only to show Tim Braggart and company they do NOT run the country.

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