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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Friday, October 03, 2008

Posted 8:11 AM by Gene

If any leading Republican had guts, a thoroughly disprovable notion, he'd repudiate PILLHEAD. He'd call him out for what He is: a heartburn-provoking gas from the past, the standard bearer for discredited figures like VEEP BIG-OIL and SNIDELY WHIPLASH, a mischief maker who (if we can take Him at His word) will have helped elect The Messiah. To be sure His successors portend even worse, with the same surfeit of ham-handed partisanship and complete witlessness; but the only hope for the party is to make a clean break with those who brought it the DUKES while robbing it thoroughly of its dukes.

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