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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Posted 5:33 PM by Gene

If The Messiah wants to prolong His honeymoon with the hacks what He should do is kick off His Ascension -- er, Inauguration with a national [C]RAP "concert" on the Ellipse and make the main Investiture -- er, Inaugural Ball full of [C]RAP. We would suggest He go one step further: instead of the Marine Corps Band or whoever plays at the inauguration let BRUCE do it. We're sure The Lord's army of Stephanopouloses has already gotten the RIAA to approve the proceedings. We're talking GENIUS, Lord! DO IT!

The whole Inaugural shebang will be so ultra-Hollywood it will really make us remember how good it was -- a long time ago.

Just for the record, SARAH!!!!! would have that sap who sings "AH'M PRAAAAAAYOUD T'BE A CAAAAAAAAAAAAYN!! AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAYN!!!!!"

I HATE ROTTEN "MUSIC" WHATEVER ITS POLITICS!

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