THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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P. S.
Mr Galanter told waiting journalists how his client was dealing with the verdict.
"He's extremely upset, extremely emotional, but it is something that was expected," he said.
1. YOU SAID IT. 2. Hey Juice, look at it this way: you had 13 years of freedom -- years your non-victims will never get back.
P. P. S.
O.J. Simpson may not have the chance to attend the college graduations of his children, Sydney and Justin Simpson, after all.
Like, I'm upset.
P. P. P. S.
A weary and somber Simpson released a heavy sigh as the charges were read by the clerk in Clark County District Court.
Hey Juice! You should have pulled that gag in The Towering Inferno! You could have put out the fire!