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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Sunday, November 23, 2008

Posted 11:17 AM by Gene

We have just learned, from not clicking on a link in the great PR machine Yahoo! (we thought "HUMAN RIGHTS" YANG left!), that the KEITH ZERO of the right (or is that the NO-SPIN SPIN SPIN etc. ZONE of the right -- who can tell?) went nuclear over underdressed women and video-game marketing. We suspect a SLIME profit center is the last who should speak on the matter -- especially one who said HE WAS NOT CORPORATELY RELATED TO OJ'S BOOK!!!!!!!!!! (And God knows how often the ad ran in SLIMEDOM -- possibly almost as many times as the NO-SPINMEISTER makes in DOLLARS.) Keep talking, SPIN, and the date for your movement's revival (assuming you're more than a POTEMKIN CONSERVATIVE, that is) recedes further into the future.

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