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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Sunday, January 11, 2009

Posted 12:52 PM by Gene

One of the ASSPress gang, being rather bored on a Sunday, decided to fill the empty time by writing an empty piece on the "passing" of the boomers from leadership, despite the slightly inconvenient thought that The One is "technically a boomer; he was born in 1961." Technically because, the ASSPressian assures us, he thinks different. Well, Slick and Dubya were Boomers, and they were "different" too. Also there's no preventing another Boomer from running for president, and we could have one or two more of their generation before they pass. And lest we forget they'll have their dead and increasingly old hand on the entitlements balance, meaning they'll be exerting some "leadership" for a while yet.

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