Eugene David
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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Thursday, January 08, 2009

Posted 6:07 PM by Gene

One of the deadliest words in English is "demographics." It is used for two reasons: either to justify financing junk television or to justify a tirade about illegals. I do not intend to read this story because any typing with the portentous title "The End of White America?" sounds like some writer is building a new crutch for mostly white news hacks to lean on. We can say this, as we know the inspiration: Whatever the people may or may not have been thinking when they elected The One, they were not making a statement about race, they were trying in their two-left-footed way to choose the best man. America survived immigration before and it will survive going majority non-white, assuming the demographics spouters are any more accurate than economists. Whether it can survive some other problems is another story.

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