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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Thursday, March 05, 2009

Posted 5:50 PM by Gene

I am annoyed to realize most of my referrals today have come from a post of eighteen months ago -- and NOT about Sophia Loren. Oh well, I think she was (and is) profoundly beautiful too, and one good photo deserves another:



Soon I may be an outpost of the Sophia Loren Fan Club --- which I wouldn't entirely mind, despite not being read.

P. S. at 8:15 p. m. I now learn my post of that picture was on page one of the Google and Google Images searches for Sophia Loren. Thank you -- and for once I will not call you G000,000,000,000,000GLE. Now again if only people would not pay so much attention to my beauty!

And if only Sophia Loren were 21!

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