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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Sunday, March 22, 2009

Posted 10:39 AM by Gene

One argument against the pee-PUL punishing the Einsteins is we need their help to fix the mess, and also if you punish Einsteins there may not be people to fix it. This does not answer the question of how they became Einsteins in the first place. And if they're such Einsteins why did they blow up our economy? And who can say many of the "mediocrities" below them would be such horrors? As we've seen with sales--ANALYSTS Wall Street can punish people for the most trivial reasons...like telling the truth about a stock. How do we know their replacements will be that bad? The Einsteins have already burned us once.

This also answers the notion that they will get even with their government masters. BERNIE did a pretty good job of getting even with a lot of people too, and he didn't have a government boss.

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