THE NEWS HACK'S CREED: I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2: A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3: I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4: News isn't news when we don't report it.
One last note about Johnny before we forget him: back in '83 he put together a syndicated package of his comedy bits (completely erasing Doc Severinsen's music a la WKRP on DVD) -- and boy if Art Fern didn't write its theme: the cheesiest, corniest tune this side of Bowling for Dollars. It's hard to tell from the open but it was. We forget for all his zillions Johnny had so little success in show biz outside The Tonight Show -- the only other property I can associate with him was a haunting video retelling of E. B. White's Stuart Little from '66. Curious thing: I am sure an outfit called StuderReVox (now two separate firms) was credited with the theme -- which is mightily peculiar as anyone familiar with those names knows Studer was (and is) big in professional electronics, and especially for its famed tape decks -- but then it is highly possible this theme was written without human intervention.
P. S. on 3/16 at 8:05 p. m. The end titles DO say, "MUSIC RECORDING BY STUDER REVOX" [sic]! They also credit someone who now goes as "Nathan Sassover, Inventor and Technologist", as "Music Supervisor". So if he did write it, he could deny it, and if he didn't he could always blame Johnny, whom he probably never met. (Because this blogger's excerpt is an infernal Guba production I can't embed it. Thanks, Guba!)