THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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Have you noticed their coordinated effort to label Rush the leader of the Republican Party? Do you think it's accidental that James Carville so describes him? Do you think it's just coincidental that Obama called Rush out personally and that the entire flock of mainstream media sheep followed suit?
Could it be there's no Republican leader worthy of the name? Could it be Republicans have been so obsessively identified with big business and the hyperrich -- who aren't on anyone's popularity list anymore -- and con-SER-va-tives have been so obsessively devoted to their care and feeding, as to vacuum their ranks of leadership and thought? Could it be the opportunistic PILLHEAD stepped into the void to keep him and his CHEAP CHANNEL empire in the fore forever? Could it be we're sick and tired of all of you for your nonstop buck-passing?