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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Thursday, April 16, 2009

Posted 5:29 PM by Gene

MB2 has made decent clothing into a con-SER-va-tive cause. Of course most of America looks like SLOBS in jeans. Hideous clothes have the same effect on us as the proverbial pestilence of broken windows. But once a hard-core Kudlowist con-SER-va-tive latches on to a cause it's as good as dead, for its adoption gets the screaming meemie knee-jerk left to dismiss it for nothing more than the source. I have said don't consider the who, consider the why and the wherefore -- and though I can't stand MB2, and though the very action of a hard-core con-SER-va-tive endorsing decent clothing makes it moot, I endorse it.

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